VELOCITY COMICS NEWSLETTER 5/25/08-6/01/08

Welcome to a week that is stuffed to the gills with quality comics for your consumption! But first:

BIG SALE: Don’t forget that tomorrow, MAY 26TH, we’ll be having a totally wicked MEMORIAL DAY SALE. Here’s how it breaks down:
10AM to Noon--30% off!
Noon to 2PM--25% off!
2PM to 3PM--20% off!
and we’ll be closing at 3 to go count all our ill gotten gains.
Big deals on everything in the store! Don’t miss out.

A hearty, humble thank you to everyone who made it out for Free Comic Book Day yesterday, thus ensuring the best FCBD of all time. For anyone who didn’t make it in, start masking your blemishes now, because the next big exciting FCBD is only a scant year away. That being said, if you can put your pride in a box long enough, we still have some FREE COMICS left over and if you catch us within the next few days we might let you have some. MAYBE.

VELOCITY COMICS NEWSLETTER 4/13/08-4/20/08

There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you, and it’s this—electric fish don’t eat at Applebees’s, they only go there to meet women. You can see now why I’ve been reluctant to share that information, as it is sort of hard to swallow and, to some, could be potentially life changing. Yes, in many ways I am indeed ahead of my time.

From beyond the darkest expanses come I, one whom has been in torment since before your pathetic sun first began to burn. I have watched Humanity flourish across the face of this doomed orb, and I shall watch still as your great cities crumble to dust and your bones are made meal for the lowliest vermin.

In the meantime, I keep busy by reading comics.

Hello, all.

We’ve got just the itinerary to beat the winter blues in the coming weeks, so let’s just get cracking, shall we?

DRAW!
WOLVERINE # 1 Draw Wolverine vs. ____________! We’re getting some great ones in, but guess what? There’s still time to enter! Our customers will vote on the winner, and that winner will recieve $100 in store credit! Don’t wait, act now, and don’t deny yourself the chance to have Wolverine fighting possessed kitchen skewers!

DARK TOWER!