VELOCITY COMICS SNEAK ATTACK SALE

I like to imagine you going about your day, living your normal life, doing normal human things, and then getting this e-mail and thinking, "Hey, there won't be anything surprising about this? And then you read the e-mail and WHAM WHAM WHAM
IT'S A SNEAK ATTACK SALE! Today, 2/28/10, from 4-6pm, things are 25% off. I'm talking everything, gang. So pick up the peices of your shattered life and drop by for some hard core savings. TODAY ONLY. 4-6PM. Don't come in here at either 3:59 or 6:01 thinking we'll have sympathy for you, because we won't.

AND NOW FOR THE PART YOU ACTUALLY MIGHT READ:

ADVENTURE COMICS #8 3.99
AGE OF REPTILES JOURNEY #3 (OF 4) 3.50
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #623 2.99
ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE BOOK FOUR #2 (OF 4) 3.99
AUTHORITY #20 2.99
AUTHORITY RULE BRITTANIA TP 19.99
AVENGERS INITIATIVE #32 2ND PTG ASRAR VAR (PP #906 2.99
BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #42 2.99
BOYS #40 (MR) 2.99
BTVS SEASON 8 TP VOL 06 RETREAT 15.99
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #33 TWILIGHT PT 2 (OF 5) 2.99
CHEW #9 (MR) 2.99
CHURCH OF HELL #3 (MR) 3.99
CINDERELLA FROM FABLETOWN WITH LOVE #5 (OF 6) (MR) 2.99
CONAN THE CIMMERIAN #19 JUSTIN SWEET CVR 2.99

CROSSED #9 (OF 9) (MR) 4.99 - FINAL ISSUE. It only took this one a scant 25 years to show up, not bad.

DAFFODIL #3 (OF 3) (MR) 5.99
DEADPOOL MERC WITH A MOUTH #8 2.99
DEADPOOL TEAM-UP #895 2.99
DELLEC #2 CALDWELL CVR 2.50
DEMO VOL 2 #2 (OF 6) (MR) 2.99
DETECTIVE COMICS #862 3.99
DISNEYS HERO SQUAD #2 2.99
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP #9 (OF 24) 3.99
DRAGONBALL Z VIZBIG ED GN VOL 06 17.99
FALL OF HULKS SAVAGE SHE-HULKS #1 (OF 3) FOH 3.99
FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH INK TP 17.99

FIRST WAVE #1 (OF 6) 3.99 -- Brian Azzerello teams up with Rags Morales to present the all new adventures of DOC SAVAGE, THE BLACKHAWKS, BATMAN, and MORE.

FORGETLESS #3 (OF 5) (MR) 3.50
GI JOE #15 3.99
GIRL COMICS #1 (OF 3) 4.99
GOD COMPLEX #4 2.99
GREAT TEN #5 (OF 10) 2.99
GREEK STREET #9 (MR) 2.99
GRENDEL BEHOLD THE DEVIL HC 19.99
GRIMM FAIRY TALES #44 2.99
INCREDIBLES #6 2.99
INCREDIBLES TP VOL 02 CITY OF INCREDIBLES 9.99
INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #24 2.99
IRON MAN ARMOR WARS TP NEW PTG 24.99
IRON MAN DEMON IN A BOTTLE TP NEW PTG 24.99
JACK OF FABLES #43 (MR) 2.99
JONAH HEX #53 2.99
JSA ALL STARS #4 3.99
JUSTICE LEAGUE CRY FOR JUSTICE #7 (OF 7) 3.99
JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL TP VOL 04 17.99

KEVIN SMITH GREEN HORNET #1 3.99 -- There's like an entire universe of Green Hornet books ready to launch. This is the first of them.

LAST DAYS OF ANIMAL MAN TP 17.99
MASS EFFECT REDEMPTION #3 (OF 4) 3.50
MIDDLEMAN COLL SERIES INDISPENSABILITY COMPENDIUM 19.95
MIGHTY AVENGERS #34 2.99
MILESTONE FOREVER #2 (OF 2) 5.99
MONSTERS INC LAUGH FACTORY TP VOL 01 9.99
NEMESIS THE IMPOSTORS #1 (OF 4) 2.99
NEW AVENGERS REUNION TP 14.99
NOLA #4 3.99
OUR SENTENCE IS UP SEEING GRANT MORRISON INVISIBLE 26.95
PLANETARY HC VOL 04 24.99
PRELUDE TO DEADPOOL CORPS #1 (OF 5) 3.99
PUNISHER MAX BUTTERFLY #1 (MR) 4.99
REALM OF KINGS SON OF HULK #2 (OF 4) 3.99
SAM KIETH SKETCHBOOKS VOL 01 9.99
SHONEN JUMP APRIL 2010 4.99
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #210 2.50

SPARTA USA #1 (OF 6) 2.99 -- This truly, truly weird new series from Dave Lapham is unlike anything else, ever.

SPAWN #196 2.99
SPIDER-MAN AMERICAN SON TP 16.99
SPIDER-MAN NOIR EYES WITHOUT A FACE #4 (OF 4) 3.99
STARR SLAYER TP A STARR IS BORN 19.99
STARSTRUCK #7 3.99
STEPHEN KINGS N #1 (OF 4) 3.99
STOOGE PILE GN (MR) 19.95
STRANGE TALES HC 29.99
SUPERMAN BRAINIAC TP 12.99
SWEET TOOTH #7 (MR) 2.99
SWORD #22 (MR) 2.99
TEZUKAS MW SC (MR) 19.95
TRANSMETROPOLITAN TP VOL 06 GOUGE AWAY NEW ED (MR) 14.99
TRUE STORY SWEAR TO GOD IMAGE ED #12 3.50
ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS #5 3.99

ULTIMATE COMICS NEW ULTIMATES #1 3.99 -- Frank Cho and Jeph Loeb launch an all new era or something.

ULTIMATE COMICS NEW ULTIMATES #1 FOILOGRAM CHO VAR 3.99
UNDERGROUND #5 (OF 5) 3.50
UNLOVABLE HC VOL 02 22.99
WARLORD #12 2.99
WATCHMEN MOVIE THE COMEDIAN AF
WATCHMEN MOVIE THE COMEDIAN AF
WE WILL BURY YOU #1 3.99
WOLVERINE WEAPON X #11 3.99
X-MEN FOREVER TP VOL 02 SECRET HISTORY OF SENTINEL 16.99
X-MEN HOPE #1 2.99
X-MEN NOIR MARK OF CAIN #4 (OF 4) 3.99
ZORRO #20 3.50

I'm sure you had a good reason to lie to me,

TOM BATTEN