Let's begin with a special message from our founder, Patrick Godfrey:

VELOCITY JAM! Seriously, I don't know why we never did this before. A jam comic is what happens when one guy draws one panel-- to completion, word balloons and all-- and hands it off to another guy to do the same. Lather, rinse and repeat until you've got pages and pages of random comics mayhem! Beginning Wednesday, September 28th, the VELOCITY JAM will be unleashed into the world with YOU as a contributor! If you want to, anyway. Here are the rules:
*Content must be PG-13 at worst.

See if you can break the Velocity Comics Code! The first person to translate this message and send it in will receive a special gift!

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AND NOW, a word from Velocity Comics owner Patrick Godfrey:

"Wow, when you order previously low-selling titles like Stormwatch, Animal Man and Swamp Thing in quantities approaching or equal to what you're ordering of Fear Itself and Avengers, you think you're going to have some sitting around after the first day of sales. Boy, how wrong I was. Out of the gate the DC relaunch has been vastly more successful than anyone could've predicted, and I'm really enjoying the level of excitement it's generating all over.

Here we are, better late than never, with all the news that you need to function in this life. Don't believe us? Ask any of our victims how they like the afterlife, they'll give you an idea of what I'm talking about.

ITEM: The newest Sign-Up sheet is now ready and waiting for you to use it to sign up for stuff. So check that out and make sure that you don't miss out on any of the exciting items included therein.

Earthquake, Hurricanes--it can only mean that THE DC RELAUNCH IS UPON US! Finally you'll have the opportunity to read the comics themselves and judge them based on their actual merits, as opposed to getting all turned off on general principal. This is gonna spur a new national holiday, I CAN JUST FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT!

Hey! It's time for the Velocity Comics Newsletter, the only newsletter written in mashed up bug shells and then scanned into a computer for distribution.

Hey. What's up? I hope something good. I hope it's nothing too creepy, like a spider is crawling on you. If there is a spider crawling on you, please feel free to stop reading this and mash it up.

DID YOU KNOW: We'll be hosting a release party for the newest book out of SINK/SWIM PRESS on SEPT. 9TH. The book is called FRONT PORCH FLASH FICTION, and the party is from 7pm to 10pm. Now remember, that's flash fiction, so don't bring your kids unless you're comfortable with them being exposed to fictional genitalia. Because that's what flash fiction is about.

Ok. enough.

Hey! The new Sign-Up Sheet is ready for your perusal, so make sure you peruse it! It's got stuff like WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN and THE INCREDIBLE HULK, both by Jason Aaron, as well as many other fine titles. So make sure you don't miss out.

And speaking of the above relaunch issues, there's been a ton of great Marvel first issues in recent months. DAREDEVIL, PUNISHER, CAPTAIN AMERICA, MOON KNIGHT...If you haven't checked those titles out yet, you should. Because they are cool.