Hey gang! If you are reading this, it means you survived the battle of Broad St. last night, so congratulations on that. I know there are some heavy hearts out there today, but let this thought be the salve that gives you comfort: at least the team with the cutest mascot won. Now, COMICS!

Hello, my dearies. It's time for another dose of straight-up NEWS!

ITEM: Next time you're at the shop, make sure you check out the OVERSTOCK TRADE BOX at the register. Everything in the box is either one dollar or FREE with a purchase of twenty bucks or more. So I don't know if you're a person who likes great values, but if you are, take advantage.

There are some that would tell you that human history is little more than a collection of small plastic dogs strung across a clothesline that leads from one tall building to the next. These people are insane, or possibly high on a drug called Salvia. Try to avoid them if possible.

SHIPPING THIS WEEK!

28 DAYS LATER #21 3.99
5 RONIN #3 (OF 5) 2.99
ADVENTURE COMICS #524 2.99
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #656 BIG 3.99

Hello, fellow humans! Sure is a great day to be an oxygen breathing mammal, correct? Yes, I am surely emboldened by the lack of life from outside our solar system, of which there is certainly none! Why, today I think I will freely speak of my nations missile defense codes and other military secrets, in order to celebrate how care free and joyous mammalian existence is!

10 LITTLE KNOWN VELOCI-FACTS
1. Researchers have indicated that readers of this newsletter are 25% less likely to get stung by bees than people who don't!
2. Velocity Comics was founded in Berlin in 1925, and was originally a shoe leather wholesaler! Why the word 'comics' was included in the original name remains a mystery!
3. Velocity Comics has employed some far-out characters over the years, but none have been stranger or more memorable than Rawn Gandy.

Spring fever is upon us! Help us make some room by relieving us of some overstock-- here's what we're doing!

FIFTY CENT SINGLE ISSUES! Whatever's in the boxes! Lots of good stuff just taken off the wall!
75% OFF OVERSTOCK GNs & TPs ! Whatever's on the floor and one specially designated rack! Again, tons of good stuff!

Hope to see you out! Sorry for such short notice, I'm feeling mercurial today.

Well hey there, Veloci-soldiers! Hope the never-ending battle for truth and justice and acceptance by the mainstream media is going well. We've been getting lots and lots of mail from our readers in the last few weeks, so before we go any further lets just go ahead and address what is, by far, your number one burning question: Hulk is stronger than Superman, but Superman would still win, because he has a wider skill set. They would both beat Thor, but it wouldn't be easy. Hope that gives you some peace of mind.

HEY! THIS LOOKS GOOD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrbHykKUfTM